i know all my loyal blog followers (read:2 people) have really been missing me and wondering why i've been such a slacker. well, friends, depression, pregnancy, exhaustion, and chub do not mix well with the blogosphere (at least where i'm concerned). soooo, i'm pregnant and living large! i can't stop myself so i need to prepare you all for the next time you see me. honest to goodness fact: at 14 weeks pregnant, i had already gained TWENTY ONE BIG ONES!!!!! so, i googled pregnancy weight gain and found out that my little fetus weighed about an ounce, and placenta weighed another ounce. so, let's do the math, 21 pounds minus 2 ounces = 20 pounds 14 ounces of PURE BLUBBER!!!! okay more math, if i've already been gaining about 10 pounds a month, we're looking at an 80+ pound adventure! sweet. bring on the stretch marks, cellulite, and self-confidence!!!! excuse me, i need to go eat! help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. the doctor tried to make me feel better by telling me i'm just getting old! sweet! the next post will be about wrinkles, gray hair, and memory loss, stay tuned. . .
16 comments:
You are sooo ugly! I told you those grey stretch pants weren't very flattering on you! There goes your swimsuit modeling career! :)
Where is the plug for Donovans? Steak baby!
I cannot believe you just told the world your weight gain, no shame. thats what i love about ya! screw all the skinny pregnant people!
p.s. i am super proud that you know how to post those pictures.. practice. practice. practice!
oh, fatty. at least you don't have plans to fly anywhere, cause it would suck paying for two seats for your big A.
quit being lame-you are not fat and never will be. you're just so skinny unpregnant that you aren't used to a little meat on the bones! you look great, especially with all your cute maxi dresses.
wait, did casey land the job? wahoo!
Honey, i am dying laughing!! I came over to check on you and see how your doing. haha
Let me tell you this is the Pregnancy where you will sign for them to tie the tubes. haha
Seriously it sucks! It is b/c were getting older! ugh...
I think i ate del taco everyday {twice} oh those damn chicken soft tacos!
You'll be fine, you'll burn so many calories chasing after all those freakin kids. hahaha
you forgot to mention that that is a Primary chair you are sitting on!?
You look fabulous darling as always...just enjoy not having to even try to hold your stomach in for the next few months! Job...is there a new job?
I wish I could be as "fat" as you are! At least you work out and your pregnancy weight will drop off. I expect mine to come off sitting on my butt all day - and my baby is almost 8!
Hahaha. Funny post! Holly thanks so much for the sweet comment on my blog, I'm glad you found it. I've read yours for a while (but I'm not a creeper). NO worries, I will totally gain hundreds of pounds when I am pregnant.
PS Your dress in church on Sunday was really cute.
PPS Thanks for not being in the (DUN DUN DUN) 4th ward anymore. Phew.
Give me a break! I think I'm going to scream. You always look cute and your not fat.
wow, you're 2 readers have already made 8 comments! :) You seriously look better than 99.99% percent of girls out there--even if you're 20 pounds heavier. Eating crap food and not feeling guilty about it is the only thing OK about being pregnant, so keep doing it! Love ya!
So you may be a plus size beauty for a while... just know that you will be softer to snuggle with! I am looking forward to your pregnancy months of blogging... sure love you!
Hollie, You are so funny. I feel your pain. I love ya.
What! Your pregnant! Why is this the first I am hearing of this? Damn this living far away thing. I'm calling you now.
hol hol hol i have missed you....
CONGRATS! YOU ARE HAVIN ANOTHER CUTIE! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!! hopefully this will compel you to finally call me to babysit! jEEZE! the offer's been on the table for... how many years?
let me know if i can do anything, i'm so happy for you! yay! (and pleeeeease. freakin please. you are a STICK figure. you are allowed to gain 80 pounds plus some and you'll look like the rest of us.) ha. luhh you.
Oh Hol! I freaking love you and I am so excited for #4. Now I am hungry from looking at all those pics of food. Wish I was there to eat with you but then you would be really be pregnant and I would just have a food baby and still have a bigger stomach.
Love you and your 21 pounds! You crack me up.
Damnit... where did you find that picture of me?! Puleez take it down, I'm really trying to keep a low profile right now... :)
You crack up. We really need to get together and commiserate.. aaah.
Hugs to the tummy!
Congrats... was this planned? I bet everyone is excited about a new baby in the family. And by the way it would be about time that you put some meat on your bones and looked fat... not that you ever will.
I kind of hate you sometimes, but I can't wait to see your fat face (ha ha). I hate to break it to you, but you will always be the skinny sister so shut your fat face. Will you call me so I can really talk to you? What's this with a new job? Love all 90 pounds of you.
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