thanks indie!

indie: mom, why is your butt getting so big?
me: i don't know
indie: i know, maybe the baby is pooping in your butt!

poor chase. . .

sugar and spice and DRAMA!!!!

food glorious food

i know all my loyal blog followers (read:2 people) have really been missing me and wondering why i've been such a slacker. well, friends, depression, pregnancy, exhaustion, and chub do not mix well with the blogosphere (at least where i'm concerned). soooo, i'm pregnant and living large! i can't stop myself so i need to prepare you all for the next time you see me. honest to goodness fact: at 14 weeks pregnant, i had already gained TWENTY ONE BIG ONES!!!!! so, i googled pregnancy weight gain and found out that my little fetus weighed about an ounce, and placenta weighed another ounce. so, let's do the math, 21 pounds minus 2 ounces = 20 pounds 14 ounces of PURE BLUBBER!!!! okay more math, if i've already been gaining about 10 pounds a month, we're looking at an 80+ pound adventure! sweet. bring on the stretch marks, cellulite, and self-confidence!!!! excuse me, i need to go eat! help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



p.s. the doctor tried to make me feel better by telling me i'm just getting old! sweet! the next post will be about wrinkles, gray hair, and memory loss, stay tuned. . .

chase's big day!

proud parents with chase after his baptism. (my camera isn't working with my computer so i couldn't post any pics except the ones my dad took at the high-rollin' mcdonalds!! a little white trash but no clean up (before or after) and no annoying lingering guests (not that we know anyone like that!) we love you chase!

chase with dad and granny and grandpa bulkley

chase and grandma and grandpa anderson (grandpa was super excited this was the last picture!)

chase and his bffs! ethan pack and kadon black

we have such great friends and family. we love you all so much. thank you for sharing in chase's special day. next time maybe we'll upgrade to carl's junior! ha!